Name it

Girth Vader. Ickle Pickle. Willy Wonky. The Leaning Tower of Peter … the list goes on and on.

80%
of UK men have a pet name for their penis.
10%
have heard of penile cancer and its symptoms.
That’s what we’re here to tackle.
PETER PICKLE
LIL' BILL
BENDY BILL
EXCALIBURT
HAPPY HENRY
JUSTIN TIME
WOODY WOODPECKER
WILLY NILLY
LATE NIGHT LARRY
PISTOL PETE
RODNEY LONGWOOD
JIMMY JAMBOREE
LIGHTNING ROD
HARRY THE HEARTBREAKER
FRANKFURTER
WILBURFORCE
WILBURRITO
THE PERRYSCOPE
CURIOUS COLIN
HANS OFF
GRACEFUL GEORGE
BIG BEN
GARY GHERKIN
GILBERT
TRICKY DICKY
NELSON'S COLUMN
SIR LOVES-A-LOT
MR. WIGGLES
EL PRESIDENTE
GENERAL GIGGLEPANTS
MISTER WOBBLESWORTH
DEPUTY DANGLY
CHIEF CHUBSTER
PRINCE PRICKLY
MISTER WIGGLYWOO
CAPTAIN CUCUMBER
THE DANGLING DIPLOMAT
MR HAPPY HAMMER
SIR WIGGLY WAND
SIR DANGLEBERRY
MR THUNDER ROD
LORD HARDWICKE
MR. SPRINKLES
ADMIRAL DINK
CAPTAIN CORKSCREW
SIR NUDGEWELL
COMMANDER CUPCAKE
SIR DANGLETON
LORD FLOPPINGTON
MR JIGGLEPANTS
PRINCE CHARMING
RAZZLE DAZZLE WAZZLE
FLOPSY POPS
SASSY SAUSAGE
PINKY WINKY
SNUGGLE MUFFFIN
SLINKY DINKY
HUMPY DUMPTY
CORN DOG COMMANDER
PAPA SMURFSTICK
OLD FAITHFUL
CHUNKY MONKEY
BANANA BANDIT
CINNAMON STICK
ICKLE PICKLE
RHINO ROD
SQUIGGLE MCGEE
SHRINKY DINKY
OBI-WAN KNOBI
THRILL DRILL
BONEY MACARONI
TOOTSIE POP
DING-DONG-DANGLY
WINGMAN
THE SWAN
THE PINK FLAMINGO
THE GRACEFUL GIRAFFE
THE WIGGLY WORM
THE SILKY STALLION
THE GENTLEMAN'S HOSE
THE OLD SAUSAGE
THE COCKNEY SPARROW
THE LITTLE FELLA
THE LIEUTENANT
THE WANDERING WAND
THE AMBASSADOR
THE TROUSER TROUT
THE LOVE LANCE
THE GIGGLE STICK
THE GENTLE GIANT
THE SHY SAUSAGE
THE JOLLY JALAPEÑO
THE CHUCKLE ROD
THE WHIMSICAL WHISTLE
THE SOCIAL SAUSAGE
THE MINI MALLET
THE BASHFUL BOOMSTICK
THE BIG CHUBOWSKI
WEE WILLY WINKIE
BALONEY PONY
TWIDDLE DIDDLES
COCKPIT COMMANDER
THE PYJAMA PYTHON

KNOW IT

Understand the risk factors

Most cases are seen in men aged over 50 but an increasing number of younger people are now being diagnosed and should be aware of the signs and symptoms.1,2
The exact cause of penile cancer is not fully understood, but there are some factors, such as having HPV or smoking, that can increase the chance of developing it.1–3
~760
people in the UK are diagnosed with penile cancer every year.1,3 It’s rare but it’s on the rise.

Every Tom, Dick and Harry is different — check your penis regularly to know what’s normal for you.